So, this is pretty ironic.

So I got out of my classes, and in the car I started listening to some good old Lemon Demon, because my neurodivergent ass can't go five seconds without Lemon Demon. So I have a Sea Monkey Ocean Zoo Tank, which was going good for about two months. And I shit you not, in the car I played Dead Sea Monkeys in the car, and guess what I see when I check on my Sea Monkeys?

In the words of Neil Cicierega: "The other day they were alive, and now they're floating at the top."

So I don't know if Mr. Cicierega has been eating too much Wizard Hat Pie, but he has got to be a fortune teller, or sum shit.

Moral of the story, Neil Cicierega became a fortune teller on November 5th, 2003.